We'll all float on

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

dumbyana:

WHAT A CUTE OLD MAN AW LOOK AT HIS FACE

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

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breakinq:

vertical/photo blog

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time